Archive for August, 2010
God bless the internet
I don´t know what exactly causes our male brains to find someone falling down or a cock-shot so funny. Especially when its an unsuspecting victim.
Extrapoints for creativity!
Avery Monsen and Jory John´s jewel!
“This job makes me feel so alive!”
Hey, i did the EXACT same face when i played StarCraft 2 for the first time!
I just saw the Roast of David Hasselhoff and it delivered!
The Hoff get´s owned on this one!
But Hogan gets pwnd!
Lisa Lampanelli: “Do you hear that Hulk…”
“Hoff´s liver is so black, it´s fucking two of the Kardashians”
“The Sun its actually a star”
“Dont forget your walker” EEEEEPIC comeback
Jeffrery Ross: “How´s that chain of “all you can eat of the floor” restaurants coming along?”
“The breathanalyzer says: “woah woah, one at the time people!”"
“By the end you had the biggest tits on the show! And actually ran in slow motion”
“Really, who the hell pays a hooker with a personal check!?!? It´s like, it´s like paying a hooker with a personal check”
What´s with the speedo?
GG:(to Pam Anderson) “You caused me to spill more seed than Muhammed Ali in a bird feeder”
“Youre like tang: dry and orange, and no one hasnt give a fuck since 1965″
“Lisa, i haver never seen a circus bear in a pants-suit before”
“Hogan grows breasts”
“Keep your shirt on bitchtits”
“Alcohol lists YOU as a dependant”
“He starred as Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde on Broadway, —— He played a guy who drinks something… and turns into a raging abusive asshole. What impressive range!”
“Whut you taking bout Willis?”
“Tannig causes you to FAIL…”
“You have less sperm on your balls, than Pam has in her mouth RIGHT NOW!!!” FUCKING A!
“And by the way Hulk, all those jokes i said about Pam, go for your daughter too”
Hulks probably thinking: Note to self, DONT COME to another show. Kind of reminds me of Carrot Top on the Flavor Flav Roast.
“Its hard for Seth Mcfarlane to do a roast, especially because the Simpsons havent done it yet”
“Genie says ahhh let me take another look at VIP”
“david hasselhoff walks into a bar..every morning and then stays there until it closes.”
“But alas, im a just a man with perfect vision, and i suspect so are you”
“im calling you a fag” OWNED
“Hire her on your movies, she´ll NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN”
“Still he refuses to tell the hint”
And i want to say this, from the bottom of my heart…. HULK HOGAN IS A FAG!
Posted by Cooter Joe in Aug 13, 2010, under Uncategorized
Posted by Cooter Joe in Aug 11, 2010, under funny
Great bud commercials
You put the feast in fiesta
“Your hot power cotton cannon makes every section the “nose bleed section” – Hit the deck!-”
“because on our speed dial, you will always be numbre one!”
Posted by Cooter Joe in Aug 09, 2010, under Uncategorized
Posted by Cooter Joe in Aug 04, 2010, under Uncategorized